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After a great result against Randfontein over the weekend Pirates travels to Potch this weekend for a tough encounter against PUKKE.
Come Down and Support the Lads!

A good night for the club. Stand out performance once again from our u21’s.


Our teen age groups will start on the 24th June 2015. This will include the u14s, u15, u16 and u18 age groups. Please note that this year our players in these age groups will be competing for positions within the Lions’ IPT (inter provicional tournament) side which will compete against the other union teams and quite possibly recognise these players by awarding them with Provicional Colours (TBC).

There is no junior rugby training from the 10 – 12th of June.


This weekend we will broadcasting the following games live from our main bar area:

Cheetahs vs Waratahs – Kick off is at 15h00

Stormers vs Lions – Kick off is at 17h00

We will also be broadcasting the Champions League Final: Barcelona vs Juventas FC – Kick off is at 20h45




Age: 31
Nickname: Panda
Position: Prop
Height: 1.9m
Weight: 120kg
Favorite Food: Salads & Kauai
School Attended: Jeppe High School
Relationship Status: It’s complicated
Favourote Quote: “Last year we were all sizzle and no steak, but now we’re off like bridges nightie” – Nick ‘the honey badger’ Cummins


Age: 21
Nickname: Gook
Position: Flank 8th Man
Height: 1.9m
Weight: 108kg
Favorite Food: Pizza
School Attended: King Edward VII
Relationship Status: It’s complicated
Favourote Quote: “Be afraid not of greatness, some are born great and some have greatness thrust upon them” – Shakespeare



We’d like to congratulate all the runners that took part in the comrades this last weekend.

“When you delete impossible from your thinking, you give yourself permission to imagine, to believe, to try, and to accomplish phenomenal things.”
? Richelle E. Goodrich


Pirates (A) won 4-2 against UJ (B) goal scorers: Claudia knuttle (3) Natasha le Roux (1)
Pirates (B) lost 5-1 against JSA (B) goal scorer Amy Felgate
Pirates (C) lost 2-0 against MCC
Pirates (A) won against UJ ( D ) 6-2 goal scorers Dennis, Mark Tait (2), William, Jarryd, Kieran Rodgers
Pirates (B) lost 2-0 against MCC ( E )
Pirates (C) lost 4-3 against khosa. Goal Scorers: Wayne Swart, Daniel Johnston and Charl.

07/06/2015 – Sunday
Pirates (A) at 12:45 versus NWU Vaal A at Randburg
Pirates (B) at 8:15 versus Wanderers B at Randburg
Pirates (C) at 11:15 versus Wits D at Wits

Pirates (A) at 11:15 versus Shumbas C at Northcliff High
Pirates (B) at 15:45 versus Lions Hockey A at Northcliff High
Pirates (C) at 14:15 versus Midrand A at Northcliff High

Please note that Southerns has allocated all our mens games to Northcliff this Sunday which is a great opportunity for you all to support each other.
Good luck to all teams.


NO PRACTICE on the 10th of June but you are welcome to watch Southern’s U18s vs Wits being played on the Wits Astro.

NO PRACTICE on 1 July – mid-term break and school holiday

FIXTURES – VERSION F1 June to August


Mixed League results

Last week our A team drew 52-52 against Northern Suburbs C. Well done to Merryl, Allison, Gavin and Ken. The B team beat Rivonia E in a tight match 41-37. Well done to Chrissie, Sue, John and Gregg!

This week the A team take on Fairlands B (away game), and the B team take on Craighall B at home. Good luck Pirates!

We are hosting a Nelson Mandela Jumble Sale and are looking for items of clothing to be donated. If you have any extra clothing/shoes/bags etc, please contact Joss to arrange to drop it off.

Joss –

Mandela Day Jumble Sale, if you could include a short version of it asking for people to contribute to our jumble sale that would be awesome!

From the office

  • You can now tip the barmen with your membership cards.
  • If there is anybody keen to play league squash, please contact the office
  • With Winter having arrived we are focussing on the car guards who stand out in the freezing cold looking after our cars while we are having a great time in the Club
  • The Club does not pay our car guards a salary – they rely on tips from patrons
  • I know a few members have had problems but if we look at the big picture and the size of the car park – with no fencing these guys do their jobs
  • Without them there is no doubt the Club would have many more incidents than we do.
  • Please treat them respect as they deserve it


  • This week is Bongani
  • Bongani has been with the Club for a year as a Car Guard
  • He is 34 years old
  • Not married and no children
  • He has a matric from TTC in the Vaal
  • Bongani worked at Cape Gate in the Vaal and was retrenched
  • He then worked as a petrol attendant at a BP garage in Randburg – he lost this job due to new ownership
  • He really appreciates his job at Pirates as otherwise in his words “he would be hungry and cold and a beggar”

If anyone has a spare jacket that they do not use these guys would appreciate it so much as it gets absolutely freezing at Pirates in Winter in the dead of night?


In line with the liquor act, the barmen have been instructed not to serve alcohol after 2am.

The bar will close if there are fewer than 10 patrons, last round will be called and the club will close 30 minutes thereafter.


CHOC Potjie KOS – Saturday 6th June

QUIZ NIGHT – Friday 19th June

Father’s Day – Sunday 21st June

Winter Beer, Wine and Gourmet Fest – Saturday 4th July

Ladies Day Saturday – 22nd August


The club draw is this Friday in the Main Bar.

The pot is sitting at R6500.

Remember, you have to be there to win!

Word Class Supplements Now On Your Doorstep

Pirates gym is proud to announce the stocking of StHealth Nutrition supplements.
Made with athletes in mind and 100% natural and safe.
Selling now at discounted prices
‘Designed and manufactured nutritional supplementation that is superior to current offerings on the market; supplements that are free of any banned substances, safe for sports, formulated and tested to comply with the strictest conditions’

Contact for details & prices


This weekend, Pirates kitchen will have a delicious oven baked pasta for R55.

– Vegetarian Cannelloni

– Meat / Chicken Lasagna


We’re excited to announce that we now have a delicious breakfast menu. Come in and try it out.


We would like to encourage all Pirates members to get a MySchool card. It’s super easy and costs absolutely nothing, plus your cards are delivered staright to your door step.

To apply for your card follow this link:

If you haven’t already collected your club card, please arrange to collect it from the office.


Come and warm up with some Hotpod Yoga at the Pirates Sports Club gym.

The first class is free, there’s daily classes and you can book your spot here.